im tired of things costing money

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benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed

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paulethsparx: Once you get this you must share five random facts about yourself. Then pass this on to your ten favourite followers. <(^.^)> 
  • I don’t eat Bacon
  • I’m a crazy cat lady
  • I ♥ Craig Ferguson
  • My middle name would allow my to go to the Ashley’s Club House from Recess
  • I can’t choose 10 followers so anyone that wants to do this, go for it.